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She wrote out “happy birthday, love” on her thigh in black ink

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"You're not a man," my bullies sneered.

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It was a surprise when humans were the first organism to conquer space, and over time all illnesses were forgotten, and we had achieved total immortality.

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Mommy, where do babies come from?

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Her friends marveled over her slim figure over lunch.

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`The scratches on my arms are from my cat,' he told his teacher.

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"Santa is here, santa is here!"

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I’m the fucking man I got this!

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When I was a kid I used to online role-playing and made a good friend.

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I got my son a puppy for Christmas

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She wrote out “happy birthday, love” on her thigh in black ink	1
"You're not a man," my bullies sneered.	1
It was a surprise when humans were the first organism to conquer space, and over time all illnesses were forgotten, and we had achieved total immortality.	1
Mommy, where do babies come from?	1
Her friends marveled over her slim figure over lunch.	1
`The scratches on my arms are from my cat,' he told his teacher.	1
"Santa is here, santa is here!"	1
I’m the fucking man I got this!	1
When I was a kid I used to online role-playing and made a good friend.	1
I got my son a puppy for Christmas	1